My Son, Roy

Diddle, diddle, dumpling,
My son, Roy,
Is a very hungry boy.
Yesterday, he ate a yak-
And that was just his morning snack!

Dad, There's Something Strange About Mother

Dad, there's something strange about Mother.
Her lips have fresh bloodstains.
And when I asked her what's for dinner,
She said, "brains, brains, brains!".

Little Miss Muffett

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on a tuffett
Eating a plateful of mice.
Along came a cat
In a pink party hat
And said, "May I please have a slice?"

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

Mary, Mary,
Quite Contrary,
Round the cattle up.
Thunder's clappin',
Lightning's zappin',
Giddy-giddy-up!

My Mother is a Vampire

My mother is a vampire;
My father is a ghost,
So Halloween's the holiday
That we love the most!

Old Dan Tucker:Homicidal Maniac

You can read my latest poem here (an orble exclusive!).

Warning: This one's not for the kiddies!

Granny Gums Laffy Taffy

Granny gums Laffy Taffy.
She gums it all day and all night.
She sits in her rocker and giggles and gums-
It's quite a shocking site!

Granny Good is Coming:A Short and Silly Poem

Granny Good is coming.
Hide the mistletoe!
Her lips latch on like tentacles
And they won't let go!

You Can Find Me On Poetry Soup

I'm a lover of poetry, especially children's poetry. You can read my poems for children (as well as an occassional poem for adults) here on Poetry Soup.