My Snowman's Hat

I gave my snowman a hat
that my granny knit for me.
Unfortunately, she was still
attached to it, you see.
Now, my dear old granny
knits shivering in the snow.
The good news is
she only has a few more rows to go!

My Son, Roy

Diddle, diddle, dumpling,
My son, Roy,
Is a very hungry boy.
Yesterday, he ate a yak-
And that was just his morning snack!

My Mother is a Vampire

My mother is a vampire;
My father is a ghost,
So Halloween's the holiday
That we love the most!

Granny Gums Laffy Taffy

Granny gums Laffy Taffy.
She gums it all day and all night.
She sits in her rocker and giggles and gums-
It's quite a shocking site!