My Snowman's Hat

I gave my snowman a hat
that my granny knit for me.
Unfortunately, she was still
attached to it, you see.
Now, my dear old granny
knits shivering in the snow.
The good news is
she only has a few more rows to go!

Granny Gums Laffy Taffy

Granny gums Laffy Taffy.
She gums it all day and all night.
She sits in her rocker and giggles and gums-
It's quite a shocking site!

Granny Good is Coming:A Short and Silly Poem

Granny Good is coming.
Hide the mistletoe!
Her lips latch on like tentacles
And they won't let go!