Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

Mary, Mary,
Quite Contrary,
Round the cattle up.
Thunder's clappin',
Lightning's zappin',
Giddy-giddy-up!

My Mother is a Vampire

My mother is a vampire;
My father is a ghost,
So Halloween's the holiday
That we love the most!

Old Dan Tucker:Homicidal Maniac

You can read my latest poem here (an orble exclusive!).

Warning: This one's not for the kiddies!

Granny Gums Laffy Taffy

Granny gums Laffy Taffy.
She gums it all day and all night.
She sits in her rocker and giggles and gums-
It's quite a shocking site!

Granny Good is Coming:A Short and Silly Poem

Granny Good is coming.
Hide the mistletoe!
Her lips latch on like tentacles
And they won't let go!

You Can Find Me On Poetry Soup

I'm a lover of poetry, especially children's poetry. You can read my poems for children (as well as an occassional poem for adults) here on Poetry Soup.